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I don't hate honey badgers, but I'd rather not share a home with one.
AussieReaper
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Best Picture movie if it were up to macbeth? Probably a hentai movie.

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"coz you a far cry from acclaim nigga ubisoft"
Dilbert_X
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Inside Out - 8.5/10
It was really funny and touching.
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uziq
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https://archive.org/details/The.Emperor … .Hara.1987

9/10.

a very good documentary. could hardly believe the story.
Dilbert_X
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Eddie the Eagle 7/10
It was funny, and actually an incredible story, from nothing to the Olympics in about 2 years.
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uziq
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i only know about that film because keith allen is in it and i see him at my local pub about once a week. he is a bore (graffiti in the toilet reads: 'fuck keith allen').

also i thought eddie the eagle was from cheltenham. yet he speaks with a gloucester accent in the movie. as a cheltenhamite i find this offensive.
Dilbert_X
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As someone from Hampshire I find anyone from Gloucester or Cheltenham offensive.
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uziq
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cheltenham is much posher than hampshire you dolt.
Dilbert_X
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People from Gloucester might think so.
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uziq
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cheltenham is the cultural centre of the cotswolds.

hampshire is a county full of squat barracks towns.
Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

cultural centre of the cotswolds.
Ahahahahahahahahahahah
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uziq
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http://www.maturetimes.co.uk/cheltenham … cotswolds/

the cotswolds are stereotypically posh.
sorry aldershot isn't.
SuperJail Warden
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Saw the super mario movie the other day. The movie is bad but I will never not laugh when I see this.
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uziq
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goombas!
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Looks like Chet!
SuperJail Warden
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Arrival 6/10

It would have been a 8/10 but lost two points due to how awful the twist and last quarter of the film was.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
time travel
https://i.imgur.com/vqycNz7.jpg

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Good god is Resident Evil: The Final Chapter bad, even for a RE film.
Dilbert_X
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Arrival 6/10

It would have been a 8/10 but lost two points due to how awful the twist and last quarter of the film was.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
time travel
TODO: FIX GAL IMAGES
I don't think you understood it then.
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Dilbert_X
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Really looking forward to Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and Wonder Woman.



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SuperJail Warden
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Dilbert_X wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Arrival 6/10

It would have been a 8/10 but lost two points due to how awful the twist and last quarter of the film was.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
time travel
TODO: FIX GAL IMAGES
I don't think you understood it then.
oh right it wasn't time travel. she just learned the alien's language and gained the ability to see the future. then she learned things from the future to help save the world in her current time frame.

dumber than time travel when you lay it all out.
unnamednewbie13
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What could Rogue One have done differently when its sole purpose was apparently to mend plot holes? Could they have made the main characters a little more sympathetic with all the time given for exposition? Could it have stood on its own two feet without all the familiar hardware and new variants? Could they have brought the CGI characters out of that glowing, ethereal quality of an uncanny valley made all the more noticeable by being surrounded by actual flesh and bone? Not to tread on the abilities of the animators, but would replacement actors have worked better?

Average Star Wars/10
DesertFox-
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Not enough Kyle Katarn/10
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DesertFox- wrote:

Not enough Kyle Katarn/10
Not sure Kyle Katarn is canon
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
unnamednewbie13
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I guess Katarn's hammy performance as a video game character was still more memorable to me than Rogue One or Force Awakens. Maybe Dark Forces would been a good movie. But I imagine it would follow the formula of stuffing it with too many extraneous, doomed characters the audience doesn't have time to get invested in.
SuperJail Warden
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TFA's characters were uninspiring I would give you that. Looking for memorable characters in R1 is silly though. The characters aren't supposed to be memorable or developed. They were spies sent on a suicide mission practically. That is the premise. Their mission is more important than their lives or personalities.

on a side note, I found it funny how many people in the movie theater groaned when Kylo Ren took off his mask and reveled himself to be dorky Adam Driver.

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