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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
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From our circlejer---- uh... book club. I don't think it's as strange as you're making it out to be. Maybe if it were the only thing listed, but combined with everything else, the gaydar is sounding off.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,592|3636|eXtreme to the maX
How are you in a book club with five gay dudes.
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AussieReaper
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+5,760|3683|what

Dilbert is jelly.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

"coz you a far cry from acclaim nigga ubisoft"
SuperJail Warden
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I made two fourth graders cry today. I will explain:

The kids know you can't hit them. So they test and annoy you even though you are a head and a half taller than them and can swing them around by their hair if you wanted to. The students never realize this works in the inverse too. They cannot hit me either. So the students will mouth off and but will never expect to get demeaned by their teacher in return. I have no problem berating kids though.

"I live in a better town than you", "I get paid to be here, you are just stuck", "You will never get to go to college", "You will be poor your whole life." "This is why you got left back" etc.

So today some fourth graders were annoying me much more so than any other class would. So I responded to their disobedience by being mean and nasty in return. After the the male of the group go so upset he was huffing and puffing and after the girl got so mad she put her head down, I sent them to the main office to get suspended. Their two female friends were upset by the abuse of power and protested. They wished to go to the principal or to another class to get away me from me. I wrote them both up for suspensions in return.

So they cried. They cried once I refused to explain to them why I was going to get them suspended. They cried because they lost their field day for the year for annoying me today. Such is life when I am in charge.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+1,959|2889|London, England
If this were real it would be caught on cell phone camera and you'd be on your ass. Not even people with tenure get away with that crap.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
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I am not berating them all at once. Just over an extended time.
AussieReaper
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+5,760|3683|what

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I made two fourth graders cry today.

...

even though you are a head and a half taller than them
how short are you?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

"coz you a far cry from acclaim nigga ubisoft"
SuperJail Warden
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Don't make me put your desk in the corner, AR.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,773|4162|949

no one puts baby in a corner
Pocshy2.0
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SuperJail Warden
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So I have began to practice gaslighting students.

I will see to it that they get lunch detention or after school detention after annoying me. I will then show up at both to give them kind words of encouragement or to tell them how great I think they are. That punishment that they are receiving? That wasn't me. They are just confused. The teacher was confused. I defended you the whole way. I told you you are going to fail school yesterday? Well I think you are a great student this moment. Hey, do you need help with that assignment? Go away I am done dealing with you today. You didn't say that thing I told the principal you said? Hold on I will explain to you in detail what happened.
AussieReaper
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+5,760|3683|what

Have any of them accidentally called you dad yet?
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

"coz you a far cry from acclaim nigga ubisoft"
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+698|4215|United States of America
I'd be curious to find out if it's actually working or they just think know you're the crazy one.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,592|3636|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:

So I have began to practice gaslighting students.

I will see to it that they get lunch detention or after school detention after annoying me. I will then show up at both to give them kind words of encouragement or to tell them how great I think they are. That punishment that they are receiving? That wasn't me. They are just confused. The teacher was confused. I defended you the whole way. I told you you are going to fail school yesterday? Well I think you are a great student this moment. Hey, do you need help with that assignment? Go away I am done dealing with you today. You didn't say that thing I told the principal you said? Hold on I will explain to you in detail what happened.
Good thinking - with luck some of them will turn out as messed up as you are.
Its only fair to perpetuate this through the generations.
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Adams_BJ
Warman is a hermaphrodite.
+2,022|4153|Little Bentcock
Do you think you can film it and send me the results?
SuperJail Warden
Member
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I bought a subscription to a something using a giftcard. The subscription period I signed up for ended and the service was set for auto-renew. I used the whole gift card earlier so there is nothing on the card to renew using. It has been two billing cycles and the subscription still works. I haven't gotten any e-mails from the company about the account.

Anyone ever hear about something like this? Is the account auto-renewing on a giftcard? Did the account just slip through the crack or something?
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites
+552|4244|Purplicious Wisconsin
Happy Canada day to our northern brothers. Best hat in the world!
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
SuperJail Warden
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I had such a bad night drinking that I am frankly embarrassed to tell anyone what happened or go back to the bar. They really need to make marijuana legal in this state.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+698|4215|United States of America
Just quantify for us how much poop was in your pants?
SuperJail Warden
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+166|1250
I got fidget spinners
https://www.asseenontvandbeyond.com/assets/images/fidget-spinner-blue.jpg
always had to take these away from my students but bought my own. they are kinda cool
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,773|4162|949

they are little spinning doodads.  Fucking stupid
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites
+552|4244|Purplicious Wisconsin

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

they are little spinning doodads.  Fucking stupid
QFT
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
SuperJail Warden
Member
+166|1250
you guys are only saying that because you don't have any
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites
+552|4244|Purplicious Wisconsin

SuperJail Warden wrote:

you guys are only saying that because you don't have any
I might have something like that in the house, I just don't give a shit for it.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,592|3636|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I got fidget spinners
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always had to take these away from my students but bought my own. they are kinda cool
My cat has one of those, it lasts about 30 seconds before he pushes it under the TV.
Thats the last time I get nagged into buying stupid crap.
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