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Jay
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Does she look like Julia Roberts circa 1990?
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Dilbert_X
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Nearest I can think of is somewhere between Eva Green and Ann Hathaway.
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uziq
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lol must see picture evidence of this ...
SuperJail Warden
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Good luck trying to turn a whore into a housewife
Shahter
Zee Ruskie
+280|4275|Moscow, Russia

uziq wrote:

lol must see picture evidence of this ...
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
uziq
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the idea that dilbert can pull an ann hathaway lookalike is funnier than trump being the leader of america.
Shahter
Zee Ruskie
+280|4275|Moscow, Russia
tbh, i don't really care what he can pull. just want to see a pic.
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

lol must see picture evidence of this ...
lol you have about as much chance as a snowflake in hell.
the idea that dilbert can pull an ann hathaway lookalike is funnier than trump being the leader of america.
Actually she's really hard to characterise, maybe a bit of Winona Ryder too - who is also a bit crazy in a nice way.

Macbeth wrote:

Good luck trying to turn a whore into a housewife
Wasn't planning to, she wants to open a restaurant. I may retire and wash dishes.

Shater wrote:

tbh, i don't really care what he can pull. just want to see a pic.
I bet you do. I'll think about it.
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uziq
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so you've been single and middle aged for how long? and yet all this time you've been pitching in the same league as hollywood lookalikes.

seems legit dilbs! grab that pussy
Cybargs
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uziq wrote:

so you've been single and middle aged for how long? and yet all this time you've been pitching in the same league as hollywood lookalikes.

seems legit dilbs! grab that pussy
Seeing it's adelaide it's probably someone who needs permanent residency.
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Dilbert_X
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Say what you like, I don't care.
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SuperJail Warden
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You clearly need to get together with this escort and open a seafood place
Dilbert_X
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I think I might, not seafood though.
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SuperJail Warden
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she could give hand jobs to get better deals on supplies
Dilbert_X
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Its probably easier to just treat your suppliers well and be a good payer.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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I ended up sleeping with my ex-gf while we were out of town for a wedding this past weekend.  I'm all kinds of fucked up about it now.
uziq
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we've all been there, the legacy special. chalk it down and move on.
KEN-JENNINGS
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it was a bit more than that.  We all rented a big mansion for the weekend. She and I were basically connected at the hip all weekend after not seeing/talking to each other for like 5 months.  This is a girl i was used to seeing at least once a week if not more for the last 15 years.  It was a failed relationship and it always will be, and its depressing that I allow myself to get caught up again.

We somehow matched completely too without any coordination, which of course in her stupid mind means something
uziq
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it's convenience and habit. mutual and temporary ego-boost to slip back into those old grooves and feel wanted by someone again, especially someone you went though the mutually rewarding/reinforcing process of opening up to emotionally. so you played at the happy couple again for a weekend and banged. i'd just chalk that down as a defrag.
Cybargs
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wow 15 years, y couldnt it work
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KEN-JENNINGS
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not 15 years together - we've just been really close for that long.  That would be a completely different mindfuck and I'm glad that's not my situation.

It's just a weird situation that I don't want to involve myself in and it creates drama within our friends that I don't care to deal with.  Of course all the girls come up and say shit like "did you see the way she was looking at you when you were dancing together?" or, "dude, what am I missing between you two" or "why are you guys coming out of your room half-dressed?"

It's none of their fucking business but of course when you have friends that you've known basically your whole life, they tend to get all up in your biz.
SuperJail Warden
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You should marry this girl and start a dysfunctional family.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|2678|Sydney

uziq wrote:

it's convenience and habit. mutual and temporary ego-boost to slip back into those old grooves and feel wanted by someone again, especially someone you went though the mutually rewarding/reinforcing process of opening up to emotionally. so you played at the happy couple again for a weekend and banged. i'd just chalk that down as a defrag.
Pretty much this.

SuperJail Warden wrote:

You should marry this girl and start a dysfunctional family.
Do not take his advice on women. Ever.

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