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uziq
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iirc correctly macbeth used to give his cousin drugs and hang around her like a bad smell. didn't someone fall out of his apartment window too? or was that someone close to him. the guy has always been shady as fuck.
unnamednewbie13
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

I agree. The next woman who cheats on me might get strangled.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,613|3262|Catherine Black
Idk. The only way I can be comfortable with Macbeth... Even existing, is if I pretend it's all hypothetical. So with that in mind...

Going to places people are trying to get clean is a bad start. You're already making things harder for yourself.

Try find a girl who's already off the rails. A junkie is too far the other way, you want someone you can mould yourself, not a whore who's already been in the game a whole and knows what's up, has her own requirements.

Go to a club you know drugs have a presence in. Find the most wasted white trash piece of garbage in the joint. Your standards are going to have to be pretty low.

Have some other drugs, pills or mandy, give her some of that shit, she'll probably start building trust for you there. Might take a few nights of paryting before you can get her back to your place and start the inauguration.

Now the hard part. You might have to do some heroin for this whole thing to work.

Smoking it yourself, then offering her (depending on how well you've done in the previous steps, and how trashy this white trash is) should work. You know how nasty this stuff is. You can do it once and be okay. She won't.

Pretty soon she'll swap smoking for the needle. Then she'll lose control of her life. And you will be there to offer her to move in, just until she gets back on her feet. She can help pay her way until then by doing chores.

Once she breaks and runs out at the crucial point where she's most desperate, you bail her out and buy her some. But only if she sucks you off.

It's literally a case of get your foot in the door, and step it up from there.

But beware, that $20 a day for your nasty, dirty, foul maid/sex slave will quickly become $30. Then $40. Then $60. Then it'll be cheaper to hire an actual maid and hooker.

And this is all assuming she doesn't give you aids.

There you have it, mcb, hopefully you're only joking but if you wanted a genuinely serious answer there it is.

Don't do it man, sounds like more trouble than it's worth.
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uziq
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ever feel like when finray tries really hard to make a good post, he's doing it because he pictures himself writing a famous 4chan green text?
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,613|3262|Catherine Black
You're cute
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,773|4105|949

i don't think finray exists except for as a series of 1s and 0s
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+1,959|2832|London, England

Finray wrote:

Idk. The only way I can be comfortable with Macbeth... Even existing, is if I pretend it's all hypothetical. So with that in mind...

Going to places people are trying to get clean is a bad start. You're already making things harder for yourself.

Try find a girl who's already off the rails. A junkie is too far the other way, you want someone you can mould yourself, not a whore who's already been in the game a whole and knows what's up, has her own requirements.

Go to a club you know drugs have a presence in. Find the most wasted white trash piece of garbage in the joint. Your standards are going to have to be pretty low.

Have some other drugs, pills or mandy, give her some of that shit, she'll probably start building trust for you there. Might take a few nights of paryting before you can get her back to your place and start the inauguration.

Now the hard part. You might have to do some heroin for this whole thing to work.

Smoking it yourself, then offering her (depending on how well you've done in the previous steps, and how trashy this white trash is) should work. You know how nasty this stuff is. You can do it once and be okay. She won't.

Pretty soon she'll swap smoking for the needle. Then she'll lose control of her life. And you will be there to offer her to move in, just until she gets back on her feet. She can help pay her way until then by doing chores.

Once she breaks and runs out at the crucial point where she's most desperate, you bail her out and buy her some. But only if she sucks you off.

It's literally a case of get your foot in the door, and step it up from there.

But beware, that $20 a day for your nasty, dirty, foul maid/sex slave will quickly become $30. Then $40. Then $60. Then it'll be cheaper to hire an actual maid and hooker.

And this is all assuming she doesn't give you aids.

There you have it, mcb, hopefully you're only joking but if you wanted a genuinely serious answer there it is.

Don't do it man, sounds like more trouble than it's worth.
Scots are experts on this shit. Were you born with the talent or is it cultural?

Last edited by Jay (2016-12-28 12:18:04)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|2652|Sydney

SuperJail Warden wrote:

So I have been doing some research. There are a bunch of heroin help groups around NJ I can go hunting at. I may have some issues convincing a junkie trying to better themselves to enter into this arrangement though. So I was thinking that maybe I can pose as a health worker or kind hearted volunteer and offer one some help and a place to stay and then go from there. Maybe I can even help her kick the habit and control her entire new life.
You've got some serious codependency issues.
SuperJail Warden
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+166|1193
Has anyone here ever done PCP? I'm not interested in doing it. I am just curious as to how it affects people.
uziq
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+138|926
it's for poor people and the broken. no one does pcp for fun.
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+1,959|2832|London, England
My cousin was addicted to it in high school. His parents had to send him to rehab in Utah. His life is still a mess 15 years later. It is a really, really shit drug.

Last edited by Jay (2017-01-26 01:13:14)

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
SuperJail Warden
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+166|1193
Visited PA today. Went to a smoke shop expecting to get a carton for cheap since taxes are so low there. Still $80+ tax. Fuck smoking isn't worth it.
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+350|4190|Riva, MD
How much is it for a pack there?
SuperJail Warden
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+166|1193
$7ish, I was expecting it to be $5ish like the states in the south when I travel through there.
Steve-0
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my friend sent me home with buds. i bought a grinder and screens, because i like o good pipe.

i managed to get this past homeland, really surprised the lazy bastards didn't lift it from me.
SuperJail Warden
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I have a cold. I wish CBD oil was legal to deal with my head and body aches.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,773|4105|949

probs wouldn't help with the headache, but might for body aches.  You never want pure CBD oil though - you need some of the other cannabinoids to be present for the CBD to piggy back on.  I have a friend who just finished his MD/MBA at UCLA and is currently studying CBD in a medical research setting.  There's a lot of unknowns regarding how CBD is synthesized within the body, but from what I understand THC and CBD both need other cannabinoids to be efficient.
SuperJail Warden
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Would opium tea work? In a perfect world the local Chinese place would have some behind the counter.

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